The Crooked One
Umphrey's McGee
Tab by Eric Sievers (eric_j_sievers@yahoo.com)
Play this line twice
  1   2   3   4    1   2   3   4    1    2   3    4
E-----------------|----------------|------------------
B-----------------|----------------|------------------
G-----------------|----------------|------------------
D-----4-----------|4-5-454---2---0-|------------------
A-0-2---------0-2-|--------5---4---|020--0-----0-2-3--
E-----------------|----------------|---3---3-2--------

Then this
E---------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------5---------------------------
G---------------6-----4---------4-------------------
D-------6-----4-------------------------------------
A-----4---0-7-----0-7---------7---------------------
E-0-7---------------------0-7-----------------------

Then the first line again once, then this
E---------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------5---------------7-----------
G---------------6-----4---------4-----4---------6---
D-------6-----4-------------------------------4-----
A-----4---0-7-----0-7---------7---0-7---------------
E-0-7---------------------0-7-------------0-7-------

Then this
E-------------------------0-3/8-7------------7\5---
B-----------------------1---------8--------8-------
G-5/7\5---------------0-------------9----9---------
D-2/4\2-------------2-----------------10-----------
A-3/5\3-------0-2-3--------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------

E-5-2---2-----------------------
B-----3---3---3-----------------
G-----------2---2---2-----------
D-----------------4---4---4-----
A-----------------------5---5-0-
E-------------------------------

  C               A/C#            Em              B/Eb
E-0-------------------------------0-----------------
B-1---------------2---------------0---------------4-
G-0---------------2---------------0---------------4-
D-2---------------2-------------------------------4-
A-3---------------4---------------7---------------6-
E---------------------------------------------------

         When your...
  Cmaj7                    Em      D/F#    G
E-----0------------------------------------------
B----0-------------------------0-------3-------0-
G---0-------------------------0-------2-------0--
D--2-------------------------2-------0-------0---
A-3-------------------------2-------0-------2----
E--------------------------0-------2-------3-----

Repeat the above line a few times, the last time add
a G/B chord at the end, which leads into this C
(vary picking pattern/speed as needed on both parts)


garbage they've... fail to your demands
  C               A/C#            Em              B/Eb
E-0-------------------------------0-----------------
B-1---------------2---------------0---------------4-
G-0---------------2---------------0---------------4-
D-2---------------2---------------5---------------4-
A-3---------------4---------------7---------------6-
E---------------------------------------------------

Repeat the above line 2 and a half times, you actually
should just chug away on the A and D strings but add
the other notes here and there too for flavor, then this

E--------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------2-2-2------------
G-----7-----------------------5---4-4-4------------
D-----7-------8-------4-------5---4-4-4------------
A-5-5-5-------8-------4---3-3-3---2-2-2------------
E---------6-6-6---2-2-2----------------------------

Repeat this a few times
E-----------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------2-2-2-
G-----------------------------------------3-------5---4-4-4-
D-----6-------7-------4-------5-----------3-------5---4-4-4-
A-----6-------7-------4-------5-------1-1-1---3-3-3---2-2-2-
E-4-4-4---5-5-5---2-2-2---3-3-3-----------------------------

Then the jam is
  Dsus2     Bsus2
E-0---------2-----
B-2---------2-----
G-3---------4-----
D-0---------4-----
A-----------2-----
E-----------------

Then this again
E--------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------2-2-2------------
G-----7-----------------------5---4-4-4------------
D-----7-------8-------4-------5---4-4-4------------
A-5-5-5-------8-------4---3-3-3---2-2-2------------
E---------6-6-6---2-2-2----------------------------

Then jam more in D>B, then back to the start and do it all again

To close, play the first and third lines, as shown
above, of the intro, and finish with this
E---------------------------------2----------------
B---------------------------------2----------------
G---------------------0-1-2-3-----4----------------
D-----------0-1-2-3-4-------------4----------------
A-001-2-3-4-----------------------2----------------
E--------------------------------------------------

Or to make playing the harmony easier, do it like this
E-------------------------------------2----------------
B-------------------------------------2----------------
G-------------------------------------4----------------
D-------------------------------------4----------------
A-001-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9--10-11-12-13----2----------------
E-112-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14---------------------