Bad Poker Umphrey's McGee Tab by Eric S Intro (chicken pickin) C |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |-----1-----1---------1-----1---------1-----1---------1---1---1---| |*----0-------0-------0-------0-------0-------0-------0---0---0--*| |*---------------------------------------------------------------*| |-3---------------3---------------3---------------3-------0---2---| |---------3---------------3---------------3-----------3-----------| Verse C F |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |-----1-----1---------1-----1---------1-----1---------1-----1-----| |*----0-------0-------0-------0-------2-------2-------2-------2--*| |*---------------------------------------------------------------*| |-3---------------3-----------------------3---------------3-------| |---------3---------------3-------1---------------1---------------| C G |-----------------------------------------------------------------| |-----1-----1---------1-----1---------0-----0---------0---0---0---| |*----0-------0-------0-------0-------0-------0-------0---0---0--*| |*---------------------------------------------------------------*| |-3---------------3-----------------------2---------------0---2---| |---------3---------------3-------3---------------3---3-----------| pissing in a truck stop in mobile, alabama tape of molly hatchett in the back of my pants i'm almost out of money so i call my little honey saying wire me two-hundy, i'm hittin' the boats my amc gremlin circa '74 rusted out door, my dog on the floor feelin' kind of lucky with the shotgun blues had a week of the flu and now it's time for the house to lose round here they don't use them cellular phones 'cause everybody's livin' like it's 1971 a night on the town is your only salvation heaven is a diner full of burgers, fries and cokes stomach's full of shit and now it's time for a beer hotwire the car so we can get down to them boats the louisiana purchase was a hell of a deal so gimme that pair of kings and the queen of hearts chorus (keep the alternating bass line going when possible) Dm C/G just a stranger livin dyin B/G Bb/G F F# day to day my soul keeps searchin G Em on the road I left my home and Dm C/G hope for peace of mind and soon will B/G Bb/G F F# find the way to where I lost my G Em soul it's on the road to never-ending chords like this Dm C/G B/G Bb/G F F# G Em |-1-----------------------------------------0----| |-3-----3-----3-----3-----1-----2-----3-----0----| |-2-----0-----0-----0-----2-----3-----4-----0----| |-0-----------------------3-----4-----5-----2----| |-------3-----2-----1-----------------------2----| |-------------------------1-----2-----3-----0----| then this D C/D B/G G |------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------3---------------3---------------3-------------------------| |*-----2-----2---------2-----2---------0-----0--------------------*| |*-0--------------------------------------------------------------*| |------------------3---------------2-------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------3---------------| verse rum is a stupid liquid to drink, at three in the morning you don't know who you are honkytonks and bars, smokin' steel gituars got a ragin' headache at ten in the morning to throw some cold water on the top of your skull you can't remember where those two hundred bills have gone that hand of poker all just does me all wrong i'll tell my kids got no food to bring home chorus, then outro jam based on D > C/D > B/G > G (sweet home alabama teases galore)